If a Mallet Isn't Handy ...

While there is often little point in reviewing reviews, once in a while attention is demanded. Thus it is for the review of Serious Croquet by Croquet Network Magazine. Boil down the review of celebrity photographer Bob Chilton's eye on the wealthy wielding mallets to shepherd colored balls through wickets and you get a fascinating dictate. In short, the reviewer advises that if someone doesn't think croquet is a real sport with a depth of soul and emotion then you should use the side-table sized collection to clock them over the head.