Jock Itch? No Jock?

Best blurb never to be used (or even considered): "If you've got jock itch but no jock, then this is the book for you."

How better to laud You're in the Front Row, the book by sports radio gabber and big event statistician Glenn Capelito promising to show readers how to find their place within the sports industry without enough (even any) athletic talent who pair that with an excess of interest?